ICYMI, some serious drama went down in my hometown starting on Sunday, via a community Facebook group. It involved herpes, sugar daddies, Pollyanna, and much more. I tried to document as much as I could for your enjoyment.

It all starts with the mysterious "Kim Smith," dropping some serious accusations on my little ol' town of 600 folks. It only gets better in the comments.


Follow along for all the action, including a cameo from yours truly and the HerpMa herself, along with our own @zwmartin doing his best Zach Martin impression, by positioning himself to pursue a herpes infected potential prostitute. Any updates will be posted.